I got asked if I was going through puberty one too many times.
I tried hot water with a splash of lemon and honey. I tried straight honey. I tried straight lemon juice. I woke up at two o’clock this morning because the birds outside were keeping me up with their loud partying and tried hot water with a splash of lemon and no honey.
Last year I drove the wrong way around the speedway, well because I’m a rookie.
Truth is Texas Motor Speedway turns me into a party animal. Matter of fact, if I ain’t careful I’ll be both mute and deaf by the end of the weekend.
And Texas Motor Speedway just might put up some better border control when they see me next time.
Danged Mexican grackles get to have all the fun.