Hope you weren’t planning on eating any time soon.
I never thought my son would like one of his massive bloody noses…but I should have known after that one time when he froze a small bowl of it and I found it in the freezer when I was looking for ground beef. He says of this time that he was wanting to scare me into thinking he was a zombie.
Just be thankful you don’t have boys. And if you do, yes this is what you have in store. Either that or my kids are weirdos.
I’m betting they’re just weirdos.
The good news is that at least he’s wearing a red shirt. The bad news is that he wore it to school this morning and I was so groggy that I didn’t notice until we were half-way there.
Once again, I think I should win that Mother of the Year award.